My name is H. Piddy.
Facebook, if you don’t get your shit together, I’m gonna choke a bitch.
My throat has been sore and my nose has been running all day. If I come down with swine flu, I’m going to go to all of my classes and cough on every motherfucker that had it and then some.

I don’t even know what tumblr is. Have a kitty cat.